that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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