I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He literally asked permission to hit on me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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