Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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