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(586): View more from Michigan

You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.

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(516): View more from New York

Are you with Adam and his vodka?

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Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued

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(515): View more from Iowa

Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.

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(707): View more from California

the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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(845): View more from New York

alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.

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I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!

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(562): View more from California

The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.

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(406): View more from Montana

You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.

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