OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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