you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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