I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My dick has a subreddit
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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