remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just high enough for therapy.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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