Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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