WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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