She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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