Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
where am i from again
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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