I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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