Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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