what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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