Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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