Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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