look no pants
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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