I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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