did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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