Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My vagina is very pro this idea
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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