I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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