Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
two words: eviction party
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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