why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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