Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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