For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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