Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize