can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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