To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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