He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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