if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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