tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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