i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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