i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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