So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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