They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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