you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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