Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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