his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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