i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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