Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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