Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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