I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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