physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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