OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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