Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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