you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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