i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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