is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
