I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This beer is not sobering me up at all
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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