420 ftw
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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