chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
