it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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