belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
