Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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